I chose to do the grocery store activity and I think that this proves that all writers are a bit disturbed because as I walked through the aisles at Walmart, I imagined a conversation between cheese and frozen chicken nuggets. Here is what I thought the conversation would consist of (and here is where my sanity flies out the window. J)
**A package of cheese slices and a package of frozen chicken nuggets are sitting together in the grocery basket; all is quiet between them until the owner leaves said basket for a few brief moments.**
Cheese: Hey, Tyson Chicken Nuggets
Chicken Nuggets: Hiya, delicious cheese snack! Cheese: How are you?
Chicken Nuggets: Just peachy. How goes you?
Cheese: Peachy. Sounds yummy..but I’m okay.
**awkward silence**
Chicken Nuggets: Oh, hey!! Check it! We have a rich owner!! She’s carrying the newest Coach bag!!
Cheese: Uhh…Hello!!!!!!!!! I get that since you’re now a frozen snack, you aren’t very bright since any chicken in its right mind would have run away to a sunny farm somewhere but NEWS FLASH!! The ‘rich owners’ are taking us home and we will eventually become their dinner.
Chicken Nuggets: Oh..Yeah, that’s a problem.
Cheese: Ya. Think?!!
**Another awkward silence as the owner returns**
**At the check-out counter where the owner realizes she left her cell phone in one of the aisles and the cashier allows her to leave her groceries so she can go back and look for it. The cashier is busy cashing out the person in front of the owner and is distracted.**
Cheese: Oh hey!! Look!! That annoying Justin Bieber kid made the cover of Seventeen…Yet again
Chicken Nuggets: He is so hot!! I loves it!!
Cheese: Okay…You are so NOT Paris Hilton so don’t try to pull the ever-uneducated sounding “That’s hot” and “Loves it”.
Chicken Nuggets: I’m starting to get tired of you!
Cheese: Oh, please! I am begging our owners to eat me first so I don’t have to listen to your rambling!
**Out of nowhere, a Snickers bar butts into the conversation**
Snickers: Ladies!!
Chicken Nuggets and Cheese at the same time: WHAT?!?!
Snickers: Can you please grow some class..you’re embarrassing the refrigerated food species.
Chicken Nuggets: Don’t even start.
Cheese: She started it!! I’ll have you know that Justin Bieber adores grilled cheese on whole wheat…as opposed to a heart attack waiting to happen over here.
Chicken Nuggets: Oh no she di’int!!
Snickers: Oh yes, she di’id!!
Cheese: Hello, Cavities..this is a Taco and Burrito conversation..NACHOS!!
Snickers: Sorry.
**the Snickers bar hops back up to its rightful display**
Chicken Nuggets: You are going down, Cheese!!
Cheese: Uh..you, my dear..is the one who is going down.
**The owner returns and begins putting all of her groceries on the counter. Unaware of the dispute between the Chicken Nuggets and the Cheese, she puts the package of cheese slices right on top of the chicken nuggets**
Cheese: Oh heck no!!
**the chicken nuggets get into a heated physical altercation, leading to the package of cheese becoming damaged and therefore unable to be purchased. As the owner begins collecting the grocery bags, the chicken nuggets jump out of the bag to give a snarky look back at the wounded package of cheese; the chicken nuggets then go back into the bag where the magazine with Justin Bieber’s picture on the front cover is and then enjoys the nice ride home.**
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